Zoo Director Simonson hires lobbyist to lobby Senator Simonson

And who is this mythical “Trevor”, and how is he related to Director/Senator Simonson?

Not to mention “How much is he getting paid?” Alas, my queries to Mr. Simonson have gone unanswered.

I think you conjecture too far. The zoo would obviously hire lobbyist ‘Erik Simonson’. His success rate would be far better than Trevor’s. Think of the efficiencies!

Isn’t there a saying about too many cooks spoiling the broth?

I enjoyed this. Well done.